Latest on twitter:

RT @dooce: I will own who I am and what I say and what I do. Do you have enough courage to do the same?

Sleepy, but feeling much better. Kid seems to be 100%. Yay!

Third beer. I should go soon, since noises of vodka are being made

Drunken tweeting: commence

At the Red. Having my 2nd beer!

Twidroid is not updating. It’s like I’m tweeting into a vacuum

Oktoberfest would be a lot more fun if I liked beer. Or German food.

OH: you’re going to taste my pork knuckle and you’re going to want more

You guys, I am tired.

Made it! We’re in the Cruz. A note: waking up at 4am to catch a flight sucks balls.

what the hell was i thinking, having McD’s for dinner? My stomach ache is EPIC.

Neighbor is still not home. If I have to leave tomorrow w/o the pkg I overnighted FOR THIS VERY REASON I will be pissed.

Gaah. UPS delivered to neighbor instead of buzzing me. Now neighbor is not home. Deja-vu much?