head: in the clouds

Sylvia Plath (via roscoe-)

(Source: quote-book)

I love this more than it is healthy to love things.

noelle-says-woo:

Benedict Cumberbatch dancing to ‘Thriller’ (X)

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I am thinking of giving my real site a sort of Gorey-inspired theme, and also dressing up my avatar in stripy tights and OH MY GOD AREN’T I TOO OLD FOR THIS? (I’m probably still going to do it, though.)

(Source: mythrils, via rothsteins)

I love this so much. Also: Mario star tree topper! I NEEDS ONE.

wilwheaton:

mandaleigh-geek:

My book tree in color. Above Wicked is Wil Wheaton’s Just a Geek. Wil Wheaton is part of my Christmas tree.<3

William FUCKING Shatner is too….but he’s in the back.lol

This makes my week, and it’s only Monday!

Oh THAT’S right, Jon Stewart in the 90s was crazy hot.

Not that he’s not now. But.

iloveretro:

Jon Stewart at the MTV Video Music Awards (1994)

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I Work For The Internet.

(Source: hewhistledlillabullero, via rothsteins)

If I still went to parties, that is. God I am so depressed now.

laughingsquid:

Where You Will Find Me At Parties…

(Source: gemma-correll.blogspot.com)

Your reason for being online today: let me show you it. (Seriously, click through. You won’t be sorry.)

Casa de Swan

EDWARD: Before I go out to my Vampire Bachelor Party, Bella… there’s something I have to tell you. About myself.

BELLA: Are you… gay?

EDWARD: Subsequent events will prove that this is not the case, no.

BELLA: Are you not a virgin?

BOTH OF THEM: LOL

BELLA: No, seriously, what, then?

EDWARD: Well… back in the ’30s… I had a rebellious phase where, orphaned by my real parents, I stalked the mean streets of a dark city, to vam and to pire those who would make the innocent their victims, and I brooded over it broodsomely 24/7.

BELLA: So… basically, you were Batman. Vampire Batman.

EDWARD: With a jaunty cap, yes.

EMMETT [outside]: HEY BRO YOU GONNA PARTY OR WHAT?

BELLA: So are there, like, Victorian strippers in the woods or something?

EDWARD: Nah, just a few mountain lions. Party platter of bear and elk.



A Scene That Must Have Happened

EMMETT: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

JASPER: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Source: cleolinda)

Two of my FAVORITE BOOKS of this year are up for Goodreads Reader’s Choice Awards. If you haven’t read them, go do that right now, and then vote! Or the other way around, I’m not picky.

maureenjohnsonbooks:

…and vote for The Name of the Star in the Goodreads Readers’ Choice Awards? Or for The Last Little Blue Envelope in a TOTALL DIFFERENT category? Perhaps you have time to vote for both? Maybe?

*waits*

[PEOPLE WHO REPOST THIS BECOME MY FAVORITES.]

This makes me so happy I can barely stand it. Lolly would fit right in! 

laughingsquid:

World’s Largest Collection of Clowns

(Source: archiemcphee)

Given that Sagan was a staunch atheist and Jobs was a Buddhist, I merely shake my head at this.

laughingsquid:

Turtleneck Section of Heaven